 
  Extract from Isabella Beeton’s Book of Household Management c~1861
Gross-out little bratface, who’s been hammering his PlayStation for the last 12 hours and expects you to go buy him KFC.
Or: Everything you wanted to eat but were afraid to cook.
FRIED KIDNEYS
    Ingredients: Kidneys, butter, pepper and salt to
    taste.   
Mode: Cut the kidneys open without
    quite dividing them, remove the skin, and put a small piece of butter in the
    frying-pan. When the butter is melted, lay in the kidneys the flat side
    downwards, and fry them for 7 or 8 minutes, turning them when they are
    half-done. Serve on a piece of dry toast, season with pepper and salt, and
    put a small piece of butter in each kidney; pour the gravy from the pan over
    them, and serve very hot.   
Time: 7 or 8
    minutes.   Average cost, 1-1/2d. each.  
    
Sufficient: Allow 1 kidney to each person.  
    
Seasonable at any time.
  
SHEEP’S BRAINS, EN MATELOTE Off
(an Entree)
    Ingredients: 6 sheep’s brains, vinegar, salt, a few slices
    of bacon, 1 small onion, 2 cloves, a small bunch of parsley,
    
Sufficient stock or weak broth to cover the brains, 1 tablespoonful of
    lemon-juice, matelote sauce, No. 512.   
Mode:
    Detach the brains from the heads without breaking them, and put them into a
    pan of warm water; remove the skin, and let them remain for two hours. Have
    ready a saucepan of boiling water, add a little vinegar and salt, and put in
    the brains. When they are quite firm, take them out and put them into very
    cold water. Place 2 or 3 slices of bacon in a stewpan, put in the brains,
    the onion stuck with 2 cloves, the parsley, and a good seasoning of pepper
    and salt; cover with stock, or weak broth, and boil them gently for about 25
    minutes. Have ready some croûtons; arrange these in the dish alternately
    with the brains, and cover with a matelote sauce, No. 512, to which has been
    added the above proportion of lemon-juice.   
Time:
    25 minutes. Average cost, 1s. 6d.   
Sufficient for 6
    persons.   
Seasonable at any time.
  
SHEEP’S FEET or TROTTERS
(Soyer’s Recipe)
    Ingredients: 12 feet, 1/4 lb. of beef or mutton suet, 2
    onions, 1 carrot, 2 bay-leaves, 2 sprigs of thyme, 1 oz. of salt, 1/4 oz. of
    pepper, 2 tablespoonfuls of flour, 2-1/2 quarts of water, 1/4 lb. of fresh
    butter, 1 teaspoonful of salt, 1 teaspoonful of flour, 3/4 teaspoonful of
    pepper, a little grated nutmeg, the juice of 1 lemon, 1 gill of milk, the
    yolks of 2 eggs.   
Mode: Have the feet
    cleaned, and the long bone extracted from them. Put the suet into a stewpan,
    with the onions and carrot sliced, the bay-leaves, thyme, salt, and pepper,
    and let these simmer for 5 minutes. Add 2 tablespoonfuls of flour and the
    water, and keep stirring till it boils; then put in the feet. Let these
    simmer for 3 hours, or until perfectly tender, and take them and lay them on
    a sieve. Mix together, on a plate, with the back of a spoon, butter, salt,
    flour (1 teaspoonful), pepper, nutmeg, and lemon-juice as above, and put the
    feet, with a gill of milk, into a stewpan. When very hot, add the butter,
    &c., and stir continually till melted. Now mix the yolks of 2 eggs with
    5 tablespoonfuls of milk; stir this to the other ingredients, keep moving
    the pan over the fire continually for a minute or two, but do not allow it
    to boil after the eggs are added. Serve in a very hot dish, and garnish with
    croûtons, or sippets of toasted bread.   
Time:
    3 hours. Average cost, 1s. 6d.   
Sufficient for 4
    persons.   
Seasonable at any time.  
  
DRESSED SHEEP’S HEAD
    Ingredients: 1 sheep’s head, 
Sufficient water to
    cover it, 3 carrots, 3 turnips, 2 or 3 parsnips, 3 onions, a small bunch of
    parsley, 1 teaspoonful of pepper, 3 teaspoonfuls of salt, 1/4 lb. of Scotch
    oatmeal.   
Mode: Clean the head well, and
    let it soak in warm water for 2 hours, to get rid of the blood; put it into
    a saucepan, with 
Sufficient cold water to cover it, and when it boils,
    add the vegetables, peeled and sliced, and the remaining ingredients; before
    adding the oatmeal, mix it to a smooth batter with a little of the liquor.
    Keep stirring till it boils up; then shut the saucepan closely, and let it
    stew gently for 1-1/2 or 2 hours. It may be thickened with rice or barley,
    but oatmeal is preferable.   
Time: 1-1/2 or
    2 hours. Average cost, 8d. each.   
Sufficient for 3
    persons.   
Seasonable at any time.
  
LAMB’S FRY
(Not really gross – my favorite)
    Ingredients: 1 lb. of lamb’s fry, 3 pints of water, egg and
    bread crumbs, 1 teaspoonful of chopped parsley, salt and pepper to
    taste.   
Mode: Boil the fry for 1/4 hour in
    the above proportion of water, take it out and dry it in a cloth; grate some
    bread down finely, mix with it a teaspoonful of chopped parsley and a high
    seasoning of pepper and salt. Brush the fry lightly over with the yolk of an
    egg, sprinkle over the bread crumbs, and fry for 5 minutes. Serve very hot
    on a napkin in a dish, and garnish with plenty of crisped
    parsley.   
Time: 1 hour to simmer the fry,
    5 minutes to fry it.   Average cost, 10d. per lb.  
    
Sufficient for 2 or 3 persons.   
Seasonable from
    Easter to Michaelmas.
  
LEEK SOUP
(aka Sheep’s Head Soup)
    Ingredients: A sheep’s head, 3 quarts of water, 12 leeks
    cut small, pepper and salt to taste, oatmeal to thicken.  
    
Mode: Prepare the head, either by skinning or
    cleaning the skin very nicely; split it in two; take out the brains, and put
    it into boiling water; add the leeks and seasoning, and simmer very gently
    for 4 hours. Mix smoothly, with cold water, as much oatmeal as will make the
    soup tolerably thick; pour it into the soup; continue stirring till the
    whole is blended and well done, and serve.   
Time:
    4-1/2 hours. Average cost, 4d. per quart.   
Seasonable in
    winter.   
Sufficient for 10 persons.