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Zoo zu: noun
An establishment where unemployed animals live on welfare. To schoolchildren, a place where monkeys masturbate unashamedly and probably too often.
Zoo- ˈzoʊə, zu:
Combining form, as follows:
Zoologize: Seek animals
for "zoological" purposes.
Zoom: A camera lens invented
specifically for photographing dangerous animals.
Zoomorph:
Representation of an animal form in decorative art or symbolism. Such as a
dress and bonnet clad Chichuachua, reposeful in a perambulator.
Zoon politikon:
What you're thinking.
Zoophile: Lover of animals. Platonic, of
course.
Zoophilia: Not so platonic.
Zoophyte: Any of
various sessile invertebrate animals that resemble plants. Certain lazy and
unproductive young men, for example, are referred to as "vegetables."
Zootonomy: Butchery ennobled.
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